Damnit - I still have wayyyy too much time left. Apparently.

According to TheSpark.com, I should mark my calendar because I can expect to die on:
July 20, 2044 at the age of 65 years old.
On that date I will most likely die from:
Alcoholism (15%)
Cancer (14%)
Heart Attack (13%)

Alien Abduction (13%)
Homicide (8%)

Horrible Accident (5%)
Loneliness (5%)